I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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