when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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