Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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