Me too!
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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