Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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