Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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