just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Terrible idea I love it
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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