In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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