I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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