How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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