no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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