glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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