I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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