So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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