She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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