who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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