Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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