I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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