Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Someone shit on the floor
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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