Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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