if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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