Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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