Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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