Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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