I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
either way he was missing a nipple.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Randomize
