I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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