apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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