He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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