No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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