You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
