The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Randomize
