Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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