How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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