gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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