My hair reeks of homosexuality.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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