wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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