But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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