As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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