I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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