The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
The power of my boobs compel you
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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