Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Quick, to the slutcave!
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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