CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
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