i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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