Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Panties = found
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