I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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