Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
