it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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