either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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