You surviving the open bar?
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he puts the penis in happiness.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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