that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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