We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
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